the sauna paradox

In college, when I had more time to think about stuff, one of the universe's greatest philosophcal and physical paradoxes would be "what would happen if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?" Of course, there are several ways to look at it, from a philosophical point of view, it means a lose-lose situation; from a physics point of view, it's an impossibility. in real life, it's fun if you get to observe it happen with zero involvement, and if you're part of it, well it's just dang frustrating.

at the sauna, there were three of us, one, quite good-looking guy with a huge dick (he shows it off) and a guy who is fit, just too bad that the gym cant do anything about the face (and i'm being generous here) we were all raring for action except that good looking guy didnt want fit guy to touch him. how do i know? fit guy tried--twice, and his hand was swatted off--twice. and how do i know i'm ok with him? because ive sucked him before.

now it's 915pm and just a few more minutes before the gym closes. fit guy wouldnt leave the sauna. good looking guy on the other hand, was switching between the sauna and the steam room--meaning he wasnt getting any at the steam either. at 920, i decided to go, it was clear that nothing was going to happen with them around.

generally, i'd feel pissed off when action gets sidelined because of this but in this instance, i found it funny and even philosophical. much as physics touts laws and empirical evidence, i personally subscribe to existence of dualities. yang for every yin, an absence for every presence. as such it was definitely inevitable that the immovable will meet the unstoppable. even in the sauna universe.

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